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ABOUT ME
(x) - done
(_) - haven't done

(x) ever smoked marijuana
(x) been drunk
(x) made out with a member of the same sex
(_) crashed a friend's car
(_) stolen a car
(_) been to Japan
(_) played mailbox baseball
(x) ridden in a taxi
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
(_) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) kicked someone's butt
(x) snuck out of my parent's house
(_) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
(_) ever dated someone of the same sex
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(_) been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger
(_) stole something from my job
(_) celebrated new years in time square
(x) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
(_) had a crush on a teacher
(_) celebrated mardi-gras in new Orleans
(x) been to Europe
(x) skipped school
(_) slept with a co-worker
(_) been married
(_) gotten divorced
(_) had children
(x) had sex
(_) seen someone die
(_) been to Africa
(x) slapped someone I loved
(_) Driven over 400 miles to attend a show/festival/fetish ball
(x) Been to Canada(duh i live here)
(_) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(_) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
(_) Thrown up in a bar
(x) Purposely set a part of myself on fire
(_) Eaten Sushi
(_) Been snowboarding
(x) Met someone in person from the internet
(x) Been moshing at a concert
(x) had real feelings for someone you knew only online
(_) been in an abusive relationship
(_) been pregnant or got someone pregnant
(_) lost a child
(_) gone to college
(_) graduated college
(_) tried killing yourself
(_) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(_) walked a tightrope along train tracks
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
(_) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite.
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
(_) climbed a volcano
(_) used a fake id
(x) gone ice skating
(x) watched the sun set
(_) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) slept beneath the stars
(_) ridden on a camel
(x) climbed a mountain
(x) played clue
(x) had a sleepover
(x) been tickled
(_) seen a UFO
(x) told a lie
(x) been robbed
(x) been misunderstood
(x) been fishing
(_) snuck into a movie
(_) consulted a psychic
(x) petted a reindeer/goat
(x) won a contest
(x) been to a zoo
(_) seen your dad cry at a funeral
(_) ran a red light
(x) been suspended from school
(x) been in a car accident
(_) had braces
(x) felt like an outcast
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
(x) touched a starfish
(x) danced in the moonlight
(x) hated the way you look
(_) jousted/sword fought/jedi light thingys
(x) witnessed a crime
(_) been spit on by a llama
(_) REALLY pole danced
(_) met anyone famous
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been to the circus
(_) been to jail 1 night +
(x) laughed during a sad scene in a movie/tv show
(x) played with an etch a sketch
(_) eaten caviar
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) hated your computer
(x) owned a pet
(x) made a banana-split
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(_) had a midnight picnic
(x) been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) laughed in the middle of church
(x) stepped on a nail so that it went into your foot
(x) made homemade ice cream
(x) actually enjoyed your classes
(x) used a magic 8 ball
(x) made a flower chain necklace or other type of jewelry
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/felt markers
(x) seen a moose up close
(x) sung karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you would never do
(x) played air guitar
(x) tripped up or down the stairs
(_) had a crush on a family member
(x) made a mud pie
(x) made prank phone calls
(_) seen a broadway show on broadway
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) danced in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
(_) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
(_) crashed a party
(x) gone rollerskating
(x) cut down a christmas tree
(x) hurt yourself by accident or otherwise
(x) had a wish come true

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, t! hen there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ! asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

Good Old Manitoba
1. First you must learn to pronounce the city name. It is WIN-A-PEG, not VIN-A-PEG and it does not matter how people pronounce it in other places.

2. Winnipeg has its own version of traffic rules. Never forget that downtown Winnipeg is composed in large part of one way streets. The only way to get out of the center of town is to turn around and start over when you reach the river.

3. All directions start with, "Go down Portage."

4. Portage has no beginning and no end.

5. The 8:00 a.m. rush hour is from 6:30 to 9:30 a.m. The 5:00 PM rush hour is from 3:30 to 6:30 p.m. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning.

6. If you actually stop at a yellow light, there's no chance you're from Winnipeg. Yellow lights are for sissies.

7. Lagimodiere Blvd can only be pronounced by a native Winnipegger, so do not attempt the phonetic pronunciation. People will simply tilt their heads to the right and stare at you. (And let's not forget "Noter Dayme"! And of course, "Portidge".)

8. Bingo, Bugs and Perogies are a way of life. Deal with it !!

9. Construction on the Winnipeg streets in summer is a way of life and a permanent form of entertainment. (Especially those dopey-looking city workers holding up signs in traffic that say in big orange letters "SLOW". I always want to yell, “You don't really need to advertise, buddy!".)
10. Many bizarre sights can be explained simply by realizing, "Oh, we're in Transcona!"

11. Construction crews aren't doing their job properly unless they close down all lanes except one during rush hour.

12. If someone actually has their turn signal on, it was probably left on at the factory where the car was made.

13. Buying a Winnipeg street map is a waste of money since the termination or continuation of any street is entirely at the discretion of the Works Department of the City. Eg: Salter, Isabel, Balmoral, Colony, Memorial, Osborne, Dunkirk. You've gone two miles down the same road and the name changes seven times.

14. Asking directions will help you get acquainted with numerous happy-to-help residents. It may not be any help at all in finding the address you seek.

15. Never honk your horn at another car in traffic. The bumper sticker that reads, "Keep honking, I'm reloading." is considered a fair warning.

16. Exit and entry ramps on the Perimeter are just the recommended way of entering and exiting, feel free to exit at any grassy point you wish.

17. All drivers frightened of heights, stay clear of Charleswood and its ten-foot ditches. Believe me when I say you won't get out without a hundred-dollar towing bill .

18. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.

19. Down South to you means Grand Forks.

20. Your 1st. of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

21. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

22. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly." But it is still t-shirt weather.

23. You actually understand these jokes

CANCER
Very sexy. Talkative.
Energetic. Sarcastic.BEST kissers.

PISCES
Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT.
Very high sex appeal. Has the last word.

LIBRA
Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind.
Have own unique sexiness.
GREAT in Bed.

CAPRICORN
Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irrestible, awesome kisser. Great talker.
Always gets what he or she wants.Great sexual life.And falls for people Fast.

AQUARIUS
Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being
in long relationships. Extremly energetic.
Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.

ARIES
Outgoing. Spontanious. No one to fuck about with.
Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic.
Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed.

TAURUS
Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
Extremly outgoing. Outstanding kisser.

GEMINI
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners
Very Good in bed. Lover not a Fighter But
Still Punch Your Lights Out .Trustworthy

LEO
Dominant in relationships. Horny. Freak in bed.
Always want the last word. Quiet. Caring. Smart.

VIRGO
Great talker. Sexy.
Laid back. Knows how to have fun.
Is really good in bed. Great kisser.

SCORPIO
Predict future. Most erotic.
Very high sex appeal. Great in bed.

SAGITARIUS
Spontanious. Horny. Sexy. High sex appeal.
good in bed. Rare to find. Good when found.
Outstanding kisser.Loves being in long relationships